Dept: Office of Plausible DeniabilityTruthiness: 746%Title: Roving Space CorrespondentFineprint: For entertainment purposes only; void where prohibited (we don't want to go to jail).||Wipe them out.|| All of them. Oh... Uhhh, wrong meeting…Well, hello! It is a big day and the galaxy is watching. Humans are watching....

💡Read The Nonsense Machine now!Have you spent any time in a small business or tech repair shop like Benny’s?I remember going to them as a kid with my parents, and each one was chaotically stuffed like a moving van, or closet when a new partner is coming over. The counters and workbenches were always full of tools,...

Even the dullest of people—like myself—are bound to learn a thing or two if they spend the whole summer working for Albert in the backroom of Benny’s Vacuum and Fax Machine Repairs, which is a small and typically empty business, smack in the middle of Widgeons Crossing.The learning never really stops when one works...

—Jonathan Borthwick

Some days, cracks in the earth become faults,your fault or mine, and you don’t knowwhether to expect earthquakes or lava,but it’s both, rumbling and hissing inside you.Some days, space twists and warps and notin the way you had hoped because the starsare no closer but your front door feels distant.Some days, music...

It's already Sunday so let's get right into it!The Week That Was🚘 The Devil Went Down to Georgia Auto MechanicsSarina DoriefoofarawfoofarawAnother new entry into Sarina Dorie's Devil's Delight series, with more on the way later this year!Sarina DorieAn interview with the author of The Devil Went Down to Georgia Auto...

💡Read The Devil Went Down to Georgia Auto Mechanics now!If you were to sell your soul for a car, what kind would it be?I am probably superstitious, because I will not say the words, “I would sell my soul for…”And would you do it if it never meant having to fix it or get an oil change ever again?It is tempting.When’s...

Joyce Ferguson considered it a coincidence that a man in a baby-blue suit happened to walk up to her stalled Toyota Camry seconds after she muttered the words, “I would sell my soul to the devil if this car never broke down again.”“Do you mean that?” the stranger asked in a voice as silky as soymilk in a vegan latte...

—Rusty Epstein

Hello and welcome to the Human Competency Assessment. Today we'll be using your desperation as free labor to train our A.I. agent for a temporary role which might not actually exist. If you avoid the kaizo blocks—don't hold your breath for feedback, though, please note, this is not a substitute for actual medical...

Hello hello hello! We missed last weekend due to it also being the beginning of the month and putting out a polished zine (here and QB), plus the Media Guide on Monday was more than enough for one weekend... A lot of fun stuff has been building both in the background and on the site (if you've been paying attention)...

Entry fee $10 $25 after July 30th Writing period Aug 7 – Aug 16, 2026 Word limit 1,500 – 3,000 words Prompts 3 provided · 2 required Sent by email to participants only Prize pool $225+ minimum 60% of all entry fees Publication Three stories Winners published at foofaraw.press Buy your entry → One entry and one story...