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Kevin Humdrum
A zine of surreal storytelling and worldly observations published by humdrum industries.
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Please also give a warm welcome to Jeff as he joins Foofaraw as our new Editor-at-Ease.Read Jeffās story, The Last Apple Cider Donut, on Foofaraw now!What would you do for a free donut?Are they vegan?Have you everātheoreticallyābumped or...
by Jeff Goldberg 1. Ted Braxhoven waited patiently for a free apple cider donut from Maeās Apple Cider Donut Stand. He had been in line for nearly fifteen minutes now. Why the townās annual Zucchini Festival featured cider donuts so...
For the crime of helping someone to their feet and legally filming, an American citizen, Alex Pretti, was beaten to the ground by at least six ICE agents. While being beaten, Pretti never once removed the firearm he had legally holstered...
Read Erica's story, Torrents, on Foofaraw now!Do you believe in UFOs?Iām so disappointed I havenāt seen one. Yet.On a scale from 1 to 10ā10 being āfreaking out uncontrollablyāāhow do you think youād handle a situation like this?Iād say...
Rain pattered on the window. It had been coming down all day and was showing no signs of letting up. If anything, it was getting heavier by the minute. The extraterrestrial wandered outside, holding its appendages out, as if feeling it...
An Interview with the authorās 2007 Ford Focus.Read Nicholasās column, āThe Driving Essay,ā on Foofaraw now!First off, how many of these stories are true?Most, probably. Iāve got corresponding dents, stains, and scorch marks. On the...
It's been a while since we've been in your inbox, but that doesn't mean things have slowed down.Our next novelette in print comes out on Feb 1, everywhere books are sold, but you can buy it directly from us right nowāif you're so...
Read Lyss' story, Joanās Stone on Loan, on Foofaraw now!Letās start with one of lifeās big questionsā¦ Do you believe in love at first sight?I think that love is something you build rather than find, so Iām not quite sure itās āloveā at...
IN MY DEFENSE, how else was I going to get his number?Picture this: Thursday evening, 5:00 PM, LA traffic, the intersection of Pico and La Cienega. You see the most beautiful man you have ever seen in your life driving in front of you....
š On the Shelvesš Metroid Prime 4: BeyondNintendoSamus Aran returns in a first-person sci-fi adventure focused on exploration, atmosphere, and environmental storytelling.To be honest, I have not played any of the Metroid Prime games, so...
After the nuclear sands stopped glowingWe finally removed the poison from the groundHuddled in our lab burning candles from both endsPlanting samples and tenderly caring for each kernelWaiting with baited breath for everyMonocot sheath...
Read E.J.'s story, Moon to Moon FM, on Foofaraw now!Do you believe in any conspiracy stories?I question everything, particularly official narratives. That doesnāt mean I ābelieve inā conspiracy theories. Instead, I tend to simply ignore...
The following program contains unedited and uncensored information that the ruling class does not want you to know. Listener discretion is advised.āWelcome back to Moon to Moon FM, your radio program on all things paranormal,...
Read Benās story, Alette in lane six is a self-righteous bitch, on Foofaraw now!How often do you go bowling?My forty-something wrists, unfortunately, donāt enjoy hurling heavy stuff down the lane as much as they used to, so only once a...
There are many mysteries that baffle you stupid humans, from the building of the pyramids to the meaning of life. But nothing bakes your noodles quite as much as wondering what goes on at the far end of a bowling lane. Where do the pins...