Antecedently: A free concert by Old Crowbar Medicine Show at the Lacquered Scabbard; Dojo-blowjo and other regrettable phrasings; OKAY I GUESS WE’RE JUST NOT GONNA SEE WHAT’S IN THE BASEMENT, SURE We’ve recovered our injured, incapacitated peeps, whole and alive as far as we can tell, and we’re prepared to call this...

**Content Warning for mild medical stuff, mention of bloods, damning implications re: that girl being poison, and two guys named Jordan*** I had An Emergency yesterday! My tummybox had been a-twistin’ and a-crampin’ since Friday noon1; this had happened a couple of times previously but 1.) Never lasted more than 24...

In exchange I will finally start updating my Presently page again. I just got the Recordkeeper’s Fatigue for a while, you know how it is. ANYWAY SO NORMALLY I can only get two treadmill-miles done on my lunch break; each one is in the 8-9 minute range1, which leaves me time for a quick shower and grabbing food...

Antecedently: Dojo-mojo; MICE TO MEET YOU; the Hoisting of Hattie and other womanhandlings WE RECONFUCKINGVENE Kurosawa (A Dick): “Alright, hey, if this is about your friend Dmitri you can have him, I’m done with him, y’all’re a bunch of freaks but I’m an honest man, I did hurt him but you did shoot me, can we be...

Oh okay, we’ve got kid of an Immortan Joe’s War-Boys witness me, ride-shiny-and-chrome thing going on; historically speaking that’s not…great for people who don’t want to be set on fire ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Oof, thank goodness Neytiri’s got those carbon-reinforced bones ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Spider listen, I’m as guilty of hitting...

Antecedently: A visit to the Getting Cool New Shit Corner; Ride of the Midnight Farm-Equipment Salespeople; A WILD PORTICO APPEARS We load up our last save (not auto, hard) WELCOME TO THE PARLOR, inlaid in wood of finest frankenberry1, a fireplace with a 401(k) is lit, there’s a book open on a side-table with a cup...

Live from the real shithole, — Ol’ C.W. young

TLWR1: If you want to help Venezuela but don’t know how, donate to World Central Kitchen, share the link, or donate and share the link. ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ As a man constantly beset by overthinking-paralysis, I am struck in times of crisis with a powerful urge to help, but no ability to tell where my efforts (such as they...

Antecedently: Genius locomoti; chloroform-fitting shoulder pads; Throw Hattie From The Train While talking upgrades and progression, William proposes an implanted multi-tool, the Greedy Gadget, for to begin his journey on the road to transhumanist ikon and one step closer to having an omni-tool; it combines:...

I can’t tell if this is just me being racist but I legit could not tell who that other, non-Lo’ak dude was at first, much less that it was Neteyam; in fairness to me Neteyam is dead so I shouldn’t have expected to see him, but still. I mean they kept calling each other ‘bro’, admittedly, but I thought maybe they...

Antecedently: Paging Dr. Crowbar; an absolutely delicious list of supplies and equipment; a surprise visit from the Titan submersible We now rejoin these AK-47smans advancing upon us, already in progress Dani would like to No Ticket this gentleman, physically shoving him from the connective-space between cars; to...