More battle rap slogans I like! Real Sikh Said vs A. Ward: I'm on that Jersey sh*t, that going all out sh*t Real Sikh, and I'm the problem that you want rounds with? You were supposed to put in work, but it's wrong now b*tch Because you can't show up to work, when you call out Sikh Arsonal Said vs Tay Roc: My sh*t...

As you may or may not know, I watch a lot of battle rap 😄. Here's a list of some of my favorite battle rap slogans. Enjoy! Ill Will Said vs Bill Collector: I killed you n*gga but I'm still your folks I just want you to know when you go against Ill, your will get wrote N*ggas say they the best, but I don killed the...

Let's admit it: the speed of this blog sucks. I've been trying to ignore it for a while, because I was thinking my code was perfect 😇 but it got too bad to ignore. Load times were taking up to 4 seconds, and it was embarrassing. In this blog post, I'd like to take you through that journey and speak on the lessons I...

You will recognize them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? Matthew 7:16, The Bible Poem: Fruit Inspectors Fruit inspectors in the faith, Guarding who can pass the gate, Looking for corrupted seed, Ignoring their own evil deeds. Most people in the faith are alright. They...

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. Martin Fowler, software author Poem: Encrypted I know the script is hard to read, But reading's not the goal; You're not supposed to understand — That's why they call it code! Just like music, poetry, or...

JavaScript is the world's most misunderstood programming language. Douglas Crockford, computer programmer Poem: A type A type for <script>s, a type for <style>s, A type for <div>s and <span>s, But JavaScript's the type of code That's not at all a fan. I read an article on dev.to (again) that talked about how...

70 Jesus answered them, Have not I chosen you twelve, and one of you is a devil? 71 He spake of Judas Iscariot the son of Simon: for he it was that should betray him, being one of the twelve. John 6:70-71, The Bible Poem: Judas In reference to John 12:1-8 All money to be given to the Son of man I take; That means I...

There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews: John 3:1, The Bible Poem: Nicodemus Rabbi, you do miracles That can only come from God; How can I be born again? Go back inside my mom? With the last couple posts I've posted, it may seem like Pharisees were always proud and publicans (and...

13 And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner. 14 I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other: for every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth...

11 The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican. 12 I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess. Luke 18:11-12, The Bible Poem: The Pharisee The Pharisee is not like other men; Not like...

Code less. Create more. Deploy everywhere. Qt motto, Qt Company Poem: Qt's a cutie A framework made to bring you smiles Without a lot to bear; Code less, no stress; make more — galore; And deploy everywhere! The Qt C++ framework (with Qt officially pronounced as "cute") is software I hold dear to my heart. I have...

10 And Moses and Aaron went in unto Pharaoh, and they did so as the LORD had commanded: and Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh, and before his servants, and it became a serpent. 11 Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their...