The March issues of Foofaraw Zine and Four-headed Foofaraw are here!This is an extra-special month for us, with it being the inaugural edition of Mindlessly Massive March: double the stories; triple the word count; 150 pages of goodness! Plus, it’s in print! Print copies will be going out to our Patrons shortly...

Here we are on Starship Earth, ready-set-going lap number four-point-five billion and fifty-two around the Great Yellow Dwarf, poised to mow down each and every hurdle, even though it’d be easier to jump, duck, or run around the damned things. Be not grouchy, like so many dwarves barreling up a creek without a...

Read Sergii’s story, Tokyo, NY, on Foofaraw now!How much international travel have you done and what was the best experience you’ve had flying?Given a professional background in PR and living in both Europe and the United States, I’ve traveled a lot between the US, Europe, and Asia. There have been many pleasant...

I never sleep well the night before a trip. Ever since I was a child, the nights before family vacations were always sleepless. I didn’t even have to plan anything back then!Now I do, now I need to plan everything. Naturally, I thought that was the primary reason for my anxiety and insomnia. So over time, I learned...

Welcome to a special edition of Review of Links, as we run through the Best of 2025—better late then never, as they say...A boring list of our straight top ten is freely available for all, but if you want commentary, honorable mentions, and the most anticipated of 2026, you’re going to have to cough up that cold...

I’ve been planning to bring The Media Guide back since February began, but I wanted the first one back to be special and recap the best of the year so far. It’s safe to say that’s not happening today; maybe one day. For now, we’ve got the best of the week for ya.📱 DTF St. Louis S1 (HBO)This is probably my most...

Read the storyThe best microfiction walks a precarious tightrope between prose poetry and storytelling. Teeter too far to one side and you end up with flights of pure language and metaphor, possibly beautiful, but a better fit for a poetry chapbook. Too far to the other and you’ve compressed a story into a tiny...

Lots of exciting things are happening in the background here, hence the lack of (and tardiness of) rounds-ups—so we are going straight into the goodness.The first thing I wanted to call out is two new features on Foofaraw...First, we started publishing New Yorker-style cartoons, kicking things off with this one from...

Read Ramona’s story, On the way to forever, on Foofaraw now!Why a centipede?I had considered other animals for Annika to turn into, like a bear or a wolf. Something more in line with a typical fairy tale story. But I thought the visual of her turning into a centipede would be more interesting and it would allow her...

They kiss, and for the first time in forever, Annika allows herself to hope. The prince has slain the witch responsible for her misery, saving her from a cruel fate. All that remains is to break the curse with true love’s kiss. But when she pulls back, there’s no grand display of light or purging of black magic....

—Ellie Black

Back when I had a record player. HSS-CRCK-POP!“No!” my little sister shouts. It's her room and she's scared. “Last one,” I lie, cross-legged on a Garfield-colored rag rug. I can't listen alone. Because of the nightmares.The yellow-orange Fisher-Price record arm surfs vinyl. MONSTER SERIES, POWER RECORDS. All caps....