foofaraw
foofaraw
Kevin Humdrum
A zine of surreal storytelling and worldly observations published by humdrum industries.
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Hello hello hello! Before we get into things this week, I wanted to mention that Friends of the Foof, Throwback Buys are running their Nostalgia Auction Pt. 6. If you're a child of the 90's, have some aging decrepit millennials in your...
We break readily, when weâre flung into the scrap pits. We lie in quiet piles, legs twisted, arm actuators malfunctioning due to the âsleep paralysisâ protocol when weâre junked. But only the exterior breaks.Yes, our ceramic shells crack...
For use in treatinghypermundanity,more commonly knownas excessive ordinariness.Do not combine with alcohol.Use only as directed.If you experience blurred vision bloody urine aphasia glossolalia levitation bilocation persistent glitter...
Between the World Cup, ramping up for S8 and our expanding publishing schedule, and the day job, it's been hard to keep up with everything going on. So for this first edition of The Media Guide for season eight, we have a doozy of an...
Dept: Office of Patriotic SustenanceTruthiness: 250%Title: Chief Cooking OfficerFineprint: Who needs to eat anyway?Mode: menuOkay team, it falls to us to assemble the greatest menu of American dishes ever comb-bound into a booklet to be...
Read What Do Moms Know About Fashion? now!Who do you find yourself relating to more in this story, the mother or daughter?As a very independent and strong-willed person, my younger self would have answered that question as definitely the...
My mother clucked her tongue when I had my neck stretched on my twentieth birthday. If she could have forbidden it, she would have. Not under my roof. Well, good thing I have my own place and my own money. When I came for Sunday dinner...
Zack Rhodes is a Northern Ca based cartoonist enjoying the many jokes that life and fatherhood throw at him. Innovator of Free Art Friday in Sonoma County. Receiver of a Community Enrichment Merit award. Currently getting beat up by his...
The July issue of Foofaraw Zine is here! Download below or read in our purpose built ebook reader. Of course, all stories will be published for free on the web throughout the month, but paid supporters receive a PDF/EPUB with all of the...
đĄRead Small Potatoes now!Whatâs your favorite way to eat potatoes?I think the better question would be âWhatâs your least favourite way of eating potatoes?â. Potatoes are amazing and there are so many ways of eating them! Fried, boiled,...
Our third novelette is available directly form us now and available anywhere books are sold starting July 1. A reluctant seer, gifted with only a "certain sense," opens his door to a desperate man babbling about a faceâa face that haunts...
Spudwig Wright was a potato, and not a particularly attractive one at that. Rumour had it that there was more than a bit of rutabaga on his fatherâs side of the family. And even if that wasnât actually true, he certainly had the looks,...
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Dept: Office of Plausible DeniabilityTruthiness: 746%Title: Roving Space CorrespondentFineprint: For entertainment purposes only; void where prohibited (we don't want to go to jail).||Wipe them out.|| All of them. Oh... Uhhh, wrong...
đĄRead The Nonsense Machine now!Have you spent any time in a small business or tech repair shop like Bennyâs?I remember going to them as a kid with my parents, and each one was chaotically stuffed like a moving van, or closet when a new...