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Andrei
This is my website. Innovated, reinvented, updated, optimized, expanded and diversified, containing good wishes and/or mother swearing. You can find curses, blasphemies, intricate plots meant to overthrow the world order, wedding preparations, but most importantly, mint rubbing.
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The Bad Guys are struggling to find trust and acceptance in their newly minted lives as Good Guys, when they are pulled out of retirement and forced to do “one last job” by an all-female squad of criminals, Fun sequel to the great...
An American oil company has plans for a new refinery and sends someone to Scotland to buy up an entire village, but things don’t go as expected. A story about corporate greed, humanity, telling the story of an oil executive that leaves...
Two inner-city teenagers engage in an obsessive, innocent flirtation fueled by Lila’s sexually explicit overtures. Great coming-of-age movie, based on a story published under a pseudonym, telling the encounter between the author and...
2026 • 2xLP, Black, White Label, Test Pressing, Limited Edition To see all 2 photos, visit the article page. This article was originally published at: https://andrei.xyz/records/luna-amara-asfalt-redux-test-pressing/
When a successful, but tired Tokyo-based playwright who has sworn off easy women and casual encounters takes refuge in the countryside, his plans are disrupted by a horny woman who pedals fast into his life and is unrelenting. The...
2026 • 2xLP, Orange with black splatter To see all 7 photos, visit the article page. This article was originally published at: https://andrei.xyz/records/luna-amara-asfalt-redux/
a half-assed review -- Need for Speed III - Hot Pursuit (1998)"> There’s this millenium-old saying: “If nothing works, use a ThinkPad”. And here we are now. Unfortunately, I’m going through laptops faster than I’d wish and I didn’t even...
When the first manned flight to Mars is deemed unsafe and scrubbed on the launch pad, anxious authorities must scramble to save face and retain their funding - and so an unthinkable plot to fake the mission is hatched. Great sci-fi movie...
Best Romanian coach in history, may your light shine through. This article was originally published at: https://andrei.xyz/quickies/rip-mircea-lucescu/
Ove, an ill-tempered, isolated retiree who spends his days enforcing block association rules and visiting his wife’s grave, has finally given up on life just as an unlikely friendship develops with his boisterous new neighbors. Deep,...
A Quiet Form of Obsolence"> This is another guest post. In case you don’t know what that means, a guest post is something written by someone else, but published by me. It represents their views, not mine, I just considered it’s a piece...
Brave rabbit cop Judy Hopps and her friend, the fox Nick Wilde, team up again to crack a new case, the most perilous and intricate of their careers. Good fun for the kids, social commentary in a cute package for the grown ups. Strong...
A spaceship carrying settlers to Mars is knocked off course, causing the consumption-obsessed passengers to consider their place in the universe. While this happens on a spaceship, this is not a space opera about colonizing new worlds...
- Estonian – Ron"> Since the weather outside is still veeeery cold for April, I thought instead of chasing it away, we should embrace it. So we’re putting our winter hats on, we’re grabbing our mittens and we go to Estonia! (There are...
An ambitious salesman will do anything for that big promotion he’s been chasing, but inevitably, he will learn that there is no such thing as the perfect crime. Another great recommendatino from Elanor, another movie directed by Álex de...