I will eat molten pig iron before I will use AI for anything. That’s the entirety of my post. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Send me an email Latest 3 posts 22 May, 2026 I Will Eat Molten Pig Iron Before I Will Use AI For Anything 20 May, 2026 Nature Can Bite Me (Not Literally, Please) 19 May, 2026 Re: If You...

I was at work this morning, alone in the office and doing some paperwork before opening, when I caught a glimpse of two little black eyes peering at me from around the corner of a cardboard box. Mouse? I thought. After a moment there was movement, and I saw that it was not a mouse. For the briefest moment I thought...

Oh boy, am I all about this! I’ve been trying to live this not only since coming to Bear, but going back into the dark ages of the blogosphere. If I like your blog and you’ve got a contact button, there’s a pretty good chance that I’ve sent you an email giving you praises. There are solid humans in this little...

Has it really been nearly two months since I last posted? Apparently so! I hadn’t meant to be gone so long, but you know how it gets sometimes. It is finally springtime here in Stephen King Country, meaning breezy and rainy, the air full of allergens. The past few days I’ve been feeling the pollen in my itchy eyes,...

don’t worry my peeps still more superhero films surely will save us Send me an email Latest 3 posts 30 Mar, 2026 Haiku for Shiny Distractions 29 Mar, 2026 Haiku for Murdered Chickens 16 Mar, 2026 The Colbert Questionert Older Posts I'd Like You to See 05 Nov, 2024 Election Night, Anxiety Night 03 Jul, 2024 Every...

the coop is haunted raccoons ate two of the hens faint ghostly bawk bawks Send me an email Latest 3 posts 29 Mar, 2026 Haiku for Murdered Chickens 16 Mar, 2026 The Colbert Questionert 02 Mar, 2026 Haiku for AI Older Posts I'd Like You to See 05 Nov, 2024 Election Night, Anxiety Night 03 Jul, 2024 Every Cat's Got a...

I’m doing this because my friend Z did it (and she did it because Conan O’Brien did it, so come jump off a bridge with us all): What’s the best sandwich? Large turkey with everything, on Dutch crunch, with oil and vinegar, from the deli I used to get a sandwich from on my way home nearly every school day of my high...

this shitty haiku is infinitely better than your sludgy slop Send me an email Latest 3 posts 02 Mar, 2026 Haiku for AI 01 Mar, 2026 Haiku for Your Mom 01 Mar, 2026 Haiku for War Criminals Older Posts I'd Like You to See 05 Nov, 2024 Election Night, Anxiety Night 03 Jul, 2024 Every Cat's Got a Bit of an Asshole in...

your mom is so phat I want her to adopt me and make me cookies Send me an email Latest 3 posts 01 Mar, 2026 Haiku for Your Mom 01 Mar, 2026 Haiku for War Criminals 26 Feb, 2026 Haiku for Dr. Manhattan’s Hotel Cleaning Service Older Posts I'd Like You to See 05 Nov, 2024 Election Night, Anxiety Night 03 Jul, 2024...

hollow fearful men empty suits draped in bird bone fill me make me whole Send me an email Latest 3 posts 01 Mar, 2026 Haiku for Your Mom 01 Mar, 2026 Haiku for War Criminals 26 Feb, 2026 Haiku for Dr. Manhattan’s Hotel Cleaning Service Older Posts I'd Like You to See 05 Nov, 2024 Election Night, Anxiety Night 03...

nineteen eighty six vacuuming the hotel floors Twenty twenty six Send me an email Latest 3 posts 26 Feb, 2026 Haiku for Dr. Manhattan’s Hotel Cleaning Service 26 Feb, 2026 Beabot (Image) 25 Feb, 2026 Haiku for an Endless Winter Older Posts I'd Like You to See 05 Nov, 2024 Election Night, Anxiety Night 03 Jul, 2024...

Send me an email Latest 3 posts 26 Feb, 2026 Haiku for Dr. Manhattan’s Hotel Cleaning Service 26 Feb, 2026 Beabot (Image) 25 Feb, 2026 Haiku for an Endless Winter Older Posts I'd Like You to See 05 Nov, 2024 Election Night, Anxiety Night 03 Jul, 2024 Every Cat's Got a Bit of an Asshole in Him 17 Jun, 2024 Popeye as...