Sebastian Malloy

Sebastian Malloy

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I had my first typewriter at five years old. I have been writing ever since. All the words on this blog are true, in one way or another. All of the art is as well. Thanks for visiting, and I hope you enjoy your stay.

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• Haiku for AI 2026-03-02 06:51am
• Haiku for Your Mom 2026-03-01 05:10am
• Haiku for War Criminals 2026-03-01 04:58am
• Haiku for Dr. Manhattan’s Hotel Cleaning Service 2026-02-26 12:16pm
• Beabot (Image) 2026-02-26 08:01am
• Haiku for an Endless Winter 2026-02-25 11:10am
• Haiku for the Dog In My Bed 2026-02-25 03:03am
• Haiku for Writing Haiku 2026-02-24 08:02am
• MS Office Haiku 2026-02-24 07:26am
• Signs of Enpoopification 2026-02-24 06:49am
• Evil Genius Seeks Same for Global Domination, Secret Rituals, and Tasty Snacks 2026-02-23 08:39am
• Dear Viola (February 21, 2026) 2026-02-21 10:36am
• Proof of My Novel’s Life - 2/20/26 2026-02-20 07:29am
• The Point of My Low Traffic Blog 2026-02-16 01:29pm
• Angel Farts 2026-02-15 09:47am
• The Eternal Sweetness of a Completely Empty Map 2026-02-09 07:40am
• Monkey Uber 2026-02-09 07:06am
• Barb Up Close (Image) 2026-02-08 04:20pm
• The Ubiquity of Wallflowers - Boone 2026-02-08 12:43pm
• Alicia on the Floor Alternate (Image) 2026-02-06 01:33pm
• Alicia on the Floor (Image) 2026-02-04 04:36pm
• The Fuck List 2026-02-02 05:28pm
• Deleting the Dead 2026-01-29 04:39pm
• It's Okay Not to Watch the Video 2026-01-24 10:45am
• Frostbitten Update From Stephen King Country 2026-01-24 07:49am
• Winter is Coming (No, I'm Not Talking About Game of Thrones) 2026-01-22 08:14am
• AI Destroys My Interest In Your Art 2026-01-18 12:30pm
• Connecting the Dots 2026-01-17 08:13am
• Otherplace: Viola - Our Gulag Meetup 2026-01-16 07:39am
• A Writer’s Group of One (In Which Your Narrator Attempts to Get His Shit Together) 2026-01-13 08:18am
• Garlic, Crucifixes, and Hotel California 2026-01-10 09:26pm
• Dear Viola (Vengeful Snow in January) 2026-01-07 08:02am
• Maybe the Real Tiny New Internet Was the People We Tied Up and Locked In Our Basement Until They Became Our Friends Along the Way 2026-01-06 08:00am
• Postroll Road Tripping 2026-01-05 08:37am
• Human Popsicles Littering the Frozen Wastes 2026-01-02 08:37am
• Happy New Year and Stuff 2026-01-01 08:34am
• Aching Fingers and Frozen Hands 2025-12-29 08:07am
• X Marks the Mass 2025-12-25 08:54am
• A (Hopefully) Graceful Slide Into Next Year 2025-12-24 08:42am
• Please Mr. Postman 2025-11-25 07:22am
• Prison Toothbrush Shiv 2025-11-13 12:23pm
• Nose Grease Love 2025-10-15 08:32am
• Hey! It’s Me Again! 2025-10-15 07:56am
• Radio, Radio 2025-08-05 09:04am
• This Post Has No Title 2025-06-24 10:53am
• Ivory 2025-06-16 08:15am
• Insomnia and the State of Sebastian 2025-06-09 08:13pm
• Something Tangible In the Middle of All This Digital Blerp 2025-05-28 11:45am
• Falling Off the Writing Wagon 2025-05-21 08:34am
• Cellphones Ruin Everything #1 2025-05-07 06:52am
• If You Can’t Be Bothered To Write It, I Can’t Be Bothered To Read It 2025-05-04 05:07pm