The Naming Way With Ol’ C.W.
The Naming Way With Ol’ C.W.
C.W. Hills
The Naming Way, is 50% media/culture thoughts, 25% essays and personal whatnot that I try to keep relatable, and 25% nonsense and good goofs. End of percents! ZERO MORE PERCENTS.
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2. Vampire: Would be better if in the line ‘Blood-sucker, fame-fucker, bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire’, “fame” was replaced with a word that could be either “vain” or...
Antecedently: The terrifying advent of Mr. Brineside; LO! A SPARKLEBUGGUM; an ode to the forgotten tube-powder candies of yesteryear Monstro turn! The part of the game in which the monstros...
Listenin’• Hello It’s Me • If You Want Me To Stay • In The Year 2525 • Let The River Run • Oh Lord • On The Day It Finally...
So last week—two weeks ago? Unclear, time is a flat circle—I had to have a mole removed from my back. It was a pre-melanoma, not actively cancerous but it had...
Listenin’• Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You (I Love You Baby) • Gunslinger • Jurassic Park • Kalimutan Ka • Lawyers, Guns, And Money • Shoot Down • Sloppy...
Antecedently: A Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald joke for me and nobody else; bad bad birdos get bopped on their behinds; knock knock, who’s there, a fucking boulder through your front...
Because I hope…I don’t know. I hope. Also I worked hard to try and make it funny, both because that’s how I keep myself interested in tasks, and in hopes...
Listenin’• Just For Being English, These Days • Mr. Grieves • Sunday Sunny Mill Valley Groove Day • A Violent Yet Flammable World • Windmills Of Your Mind ⦁ ⦁...
I was really fucking good at my job this week, in ways specifically related to my talents and the ways in which I do my work, and it feels incredible. I realize...
Antecedently: The return of Vincent Van Ghoul; Romancing the Koya and other bad ideas; monstros beneath a bridge are perhaps overly invested in prestige dramas. On the Topic of NPCS...
WIFE NAPPING, PUT IN A MOVIE Specifically probably my favorite of these movies, although it’ll be interesting to see if that ranking holds as we progress through them; it’s certainly...
I know I’ve been posting some big chunky bois here lately, partially as a side-effect of my tendency to work on two or three at once, so I thought I’d...
Listen, you don’t need me to tell you that Amazon is a bad company: you’re a person reading something on the internet in 2025 or later; you’re aware that Amazon...
…‘cause it’s a collection of link—you get it, youuuuuuuuu get it. Hole 1: WHERE IS BED (Lou Wall)Everything’s terrible, have a delightful tale of confusing emojis, ‘free’ being too expensive, and...
Sorry this is late! I accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life! Although I did get to build an empathy workshop, one section of which was titled...